Thursday 22 October 2009

Wild West

Kanye, of course, who else?
Swiftly stumbled from the brightest star in the universe to the biggest douche in the universe, to quote P!nk.
Why?
Cause he had a big ego. Too big. And it just had to all come down to the EMA's and Beyonce's best video of all times. Why, Kanye, why? Couldn't you control that crazy person inside you? Couldn't you tie up that wild ego of yours? No.
Result: EPIC FAIL. And gazillions of negative PR stories. Too many indeed.
Consequences: Oooh, tours cancelled - no sales; and the little bit where the entire world kinda hates you... :( Sad.
What to do? How to redeem yourself?
KILL THE DAEMON WITHIN!!! (and make a movie about it with Spike Lee)

SUMMARY OF KANYE'S "WE WERE ONCE A FAIRYTALE":
6min30secs of 'blah blah blah, something in a club, blah blah'
Then Kanye gracefully puking in the bathroom.
Then him technically gutting himself, also quite gracefully.
AWWWW, cute daemon!!! :D
Awwww... :( Sad that the cutie died and Kanye didn't.
Philosophical ending leaves you ponder all the questions in life. NOT.

So yeah, here's the film. It's almost worth 10 minutes of your life.

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